"Let's Play Penis Hole-Digging!"

(12:39 AM) Sayata - Who's c:	Have you ever had a penis fight?
(12:40 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	wahts that
(12:40 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	like a sword fight, but with penises?
(12:40 AM)	Sayata - Who's comin' to see Pirates II with me? has changed his/her name to "Sayata - PENIS FIGHT TIME!!!"
(12:41 AM) Sayata - PENIS F:	Yuppers
(12:43 AM) Sayata - PENIS F:	Man if I had a penis I'd have penis fights with everyone
(12:45 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	thats stupid
(12:45 AM)	Sayata - PENIS FIGHT TIME!!! has changed his/her name to "Sayata - PENIS FIGHT TIME!!! Just you, me, and a strap on."
(12:46 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	you'd need a boner, and you'd couldn't lose it
(12:46 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	fighting with a naked guy doesnt turn a guy on
(12:46 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	or at least half naked, fuck...thats gross
(12:46 AM) Sayata - PENIS F:	Yeah well that's what strap-ons are for.
(12:46 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	peh
(12:47 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	you think its all great and fun but whne you're a guy, the thought of a penis fight souds utterly retarded
(12:47 AM) Sayata - PENIS F:	Have a penis fight with a girl then
(12:47 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	maybe
(12:47 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	id rather play penis hole-digging though. if that were the case
(12:48 AM) Sayata - PENIS F:	Penis hole-digging?
(12:48 AM) Sayata - PENIS F:	Is that some kind of strange euphemism for sex?
(12:50 AM) Sayata - PENIS F:	Dig that hoeee!!
(12:50 AM) Sayata - PENIS F:	Errrr
(12:50 AM) Sayata - PENIS F:	Hole
(12:50 AM) Sayata - PENIS F:	Haha
(12:52 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	you have to see how quickly you can bob it in and out of the hole, and how deep you can go
(12:53 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	10 points for hitting the g spot, 5 points for bobbing faster than the hole possessor can count aloud
(12:53 AM)	Sayata - PENIS FIGHT TIME!!! Just you, me, and a strap on. has changed his/her personal message to "PENIS FIGHT TIME!!! Just you, me, and a strap on."
(12:53 AM)	Sayata - PENIS FIGHT TIME!!! Just you, me, and a strap on. has changed his/her name to "Sayata - Let's play Penis Hole-Digging."
(12:53 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	Make that 25 points for hitting the g spot.
(12:54 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	Haha 5 points for quick insertion (it's harder than it looks, getting in the hole)
(12:54 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	k fine
(12:54 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	25
(12:54 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	hahaha
(12:54 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"slam dunk"
(12:54 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	or as i say, slam dunk your junk
(12:54 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	Haha
(12:55 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	20 points for keeping the hole dry for at least 2 minutes?
(12:55 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	50.
(12:55 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	hahaha
(12:55 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	okay.
(12:55 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	Heh.
(12:56 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	heh heh
(12:56 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	And 100 points for... hm *searches for euphemism*
(12:56 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	thatd be my new fave sport by far.
(12:56 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	hmmmm
(12:58 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	bobbing multiple holes and hitting at least 2 g spots within a minute?
(12:58 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	along with clean, quick insertions. that would take skill.
(12:59 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	Multiple holes
(12:59 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	indeed.
(12:59 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	Wait that's not the emoticon I was looking for
(12:59 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	what was, lol
(12:59 AM) Sayata - Let's p:
(12:59 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	There
(1:00 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	yes, insert, withdraw, pivot, insert, withdraw
(1:00 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	Ohhh THAT kind of multiple holes
(1:01 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	hit two jackpots in under a minute and kabam, 100 points.
(1:01 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	yes.
(1:01 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	Naw, that shouldn't be worth that much
(1:01 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	okay 50 again then.
(1:01 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	Now making the owner of the hole enjoy it, that should be worht 100
(1:02 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	okay, so two thumbs up afterwards equals 100 pnts.
(1:03 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	Yessums. That's gonna be the one that shovellers get the least I bet
(1:03 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	Bitter? Me? Nooooo
(1:04 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	The trick is to prospect, then landscape... get the lay of the land.
(1:04 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	Pun definitely intended
(1:04 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	wow you lost me, but okay!
(1:04 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	Awww nevermind then
(1:05 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	I was getting too deep in the puns
(1:05 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	Heh it could become an Olympic sport
(1:06 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	We could call it Gold-digging
(1:06 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	hahah
(1:06 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	i thought of that name
(1:06 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	5 minutes ago
(1:06 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	but thought you might not agree
(1:06 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	but okay!
(1:06 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	Why wouldn't I agree?
(1:06 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	And haha you're way ahead of me
(1:07 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	mm i dont know.
(1:07 AM)	DaVo_.- .--->V.I. [[466-1107]] ... giving up is the easiest, yet hardest way out ... 17 in 5 days. has changed his/her name to "DaVo_.- .--->V.I. [[466-1107]] ... Okay everybody, its Gold-Diggin' time. ... 17 in 5 days."
(1:08 AM)	DaVo_.- .--->V.I. [[466-1107]] ... Okay everybody, its Gold-Diggin' time. ... 17 in 5 days. has changed his/her name to "DaVo_.- .--->V.I. [[466-1107]] ... Okay everybody, its Gold-Diggin' time. ... 17 in 4 days."
(1:08 AM)	Sayata - Let's play Penis Hole-Digging. has changed his/her name to "Sayata - Let's play Gold-digging!"
(1:09 AM) Sayata - Let's p:	Heh heh.
(1:09 AM)	Sayata - Let's play Gold-digging! has changed his/her name to "Sayata - Gold-Diggin' time!"
(1:09 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"alright people, ready your shovels!"
(1:10 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"hole-keepers, open up!"
(1:10 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"remember to take a good, running start"
(1:11 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	Running start o.O
(1:11 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	Oh gods
(1:11 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"grunting and yelling helps your muscles, therefore your shovel, be more effective"
(1:11 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	hahaha
(1:12 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"a forceful dive into your holes is recommended"
(1:12 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	I'm still dying over the running start
(1:12 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	hahaha
(1:13 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	Woooooo caught my breath a little
(1:13 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"if at any point your shovel breaks while madly being shoved into or out of a hole, you're fucked"
(1:14 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	No pun intended
(1:14 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	Oh sweet lord
(1:16 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"but if so, please line up in front of the man holding the bloody axe with the line of chained prisoners behind him, to recieve a replacement."
(1:16 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	!!!
(1:16 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"please refrain from watching the replacement process"
(1:17 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	Haha you'd need a seamstress
(1:17 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	ahaha
(1:18 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	Or a semenstress rather
(1:18 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	Ahhhh puns BAHAHAHA
(1:18 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	heh
(1:19 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"if you wish to be upgraded to two or three shovels, an additional cost is required, and the upgrades should be delivered to you shortly"
(1:20 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"remember to clean off well, green, brown, orange, black, and blue shovels are disfunctional and will not be helpful to competitors."
(1:21 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	...
(1:21 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	...
(1:21 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	...
(1:21 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	*dies*
(1:22 AM)	Sayata - Gold-Diggin' time! has changed his/her personal message to "PENIS FIGHT!!! Just you, me, and a strap on."
(1:22 AM)	Sayata - Gold-Diggin' time! has changed his/her personal message to "PENIS FIGHT!!! Just you, me, and two strap-ons."
(1:23 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	I hurt from laughing too hard
(1:23 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"holes must be properly cleaned, then inspected by the big fat bulging man over there, before play is begun!"
(1:23 AM)	Sayata - Gold-Diggin' time! has changed his/her name to "Sayata - Gold-Diggin' time! "if at any point your shovel breaks while madly being shoved into or out of a hole, you're fucked""
(1:24 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"and insertion of sharp objects into holes before play is forbidden"
(1:24 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	Sharp... ob...jects...?
(1:24 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	*squeezes eyes shut*
(1:24 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	OWWWW
(1:24 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	Then again, not as bad as your shovel breaking
(1:24 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	hahahaha
(1:24 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	hahahaha
(1:25 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	yes.
(1:25 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"warming up on the holes is recommended, for maximum space and stretch during competition"
(1:26 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"or the use of large objects on the holes before play"
(1:26 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	*image of small weight being attached to shovel and shovel moving up and down with it attached*
(1:26 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	Ohhh warming up the HOLES
(1:26 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	Heh heh heh... whoops...
(1:27 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	hahahah
(1:27 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	oh that too
(1:27 AM)	Sayata - Gold-Diggin' time! "if at any point your shovel breaks while madly being shoved into or out of a hole, you're fucked" is now Offline
(1:28 AM)	DaVo_.- .--->V.I. [[466-1107]] ... Okay everybody, its Gold-Diggin' time. ... 17 in 4 days. has signed-in (Busy)
(1:28 AM)	Sayata - Gold-Diggin' time! "if at any point your shovel breaks while madly being shoved into or out of a hole, you're fucked" is now Online
(1:28 AM)	DaVo_.- .--->V.I. [[466-1107]] ... Okay everybody, its Gold-Diggin' time. ... 17 in 4 days. has been added to the conversation.
(1:28 AM)	DaVo_.- .--->V.I. [[466-1107]] ... Okay everybody, its Gold-Diggin' time. ... 17 in 4 days. has left the conversation.
(1:28 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	Sorry net cut out
(1:28 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"maximum shovel performance requires beforehand work outs, with weights, and using shovels to suspend one in the air while in a push-up position, helps to test its strength!"
(1:29 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	...
(1:30 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	yup
(1:30 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	There's an image
(1:31 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	"Annnnnnd one more"
(1:31 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	*bends*
(1:31 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	*straightens*
(1:31 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	"YESSSS I AM KINGGG"
(1:31 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	hahaahah
(1:32 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	Kai says hi
(1:32 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	davo says eat cheese
(1:32 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	He's gone
(1:32 AM) Sayata - Gold-Di:	He came in, said to say hi, and left
(1:34 AM)	Sayata - Gold-Diggin' time! "if at any point your shovel breaks while madly being shoved into or out of a hole, you're fucked" has changed his/her name to "Sayata - I'd play Gold-Digging with you anytime!"
(1:34 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"shovels should be sharpened before play"
(1:34 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	Sharpened.
(1:34 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	Sharpened?
(1:35 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	SHARPENED???
(1:35 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	yupz
(1:35 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	*shiiiinggg shhhiiinnngg puss puss...shiiiiinnng *blows*...mmmm"
(1:36 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	0.0
(1:36 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	*crosses legs* the holes would rebel
(1:37 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	oh, right, forgot that it would suck for the hole-possessor too.
(1:38 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"shovels may be plunged forcefully once sharpened"
(1:38 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	You're SICK
(1:38 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	SICK SICK SICK
(1:38 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	yum yum yum
(1:38 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	jks.
(1:38 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	Hahaha
(1:39 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	Then again... "holes may be lined with teeth to heighten stakes"
(1:39 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	And to keep the shovels inside
(1:39 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	Like venus fly traps
(1:41 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	"shovellers may use a metal saw to further expand hole"
(1:42 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	ha
(1:43 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	Now it's just getting cruel
(1:43 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	you started itt
(1:43 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	jokes. i did
(1:43 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	At least you admit it!
(1:43 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	yup
(1:44 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	its been fun. till it got graphic and gruesome.
(1:44 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	Yeah...
(1:44 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	We have sick sick minds. And I don't mean dirty-like.
(1:45 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	pretty much.
(1:45 AM)	Sayata - I'd play Gold-Digging with you anytime! has changed his/her name to "Sayata - I'd play Gold-Digging with you anytime!"
(1:45 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	i told you i did haha.
(1:45 AM)	Sayata - I'd play Gold-Digging with you anytime! has changed his/her name to "Sayata - I'd play Gold-Digging with you anytime!"
(1:45 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	You did? When?
(1:46 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	And haha we rock
(1:46 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	chillin out.
(1:46 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	but yeah
(1:46 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	ima sleep so i can get over the burn ness faster...if possible
(1:46 AM) DaVo_.- .--->V.I:	night.
(1:46 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	Gnight!!
(1:46 AM) Sayata - I'd pla:	Sleep tight... and don't let the bed bugs eat your shovel.